There are lots of weird things about me I am OK with people knowing about me. Especially you out there on the interweb, because I can’t see you open mouth stare at the screen while you mouth the words “what. the. crap.” and shake you head when you read about me.  Because eventually you close your mouth and write me nice comments.  And I like your nice comments. So it doesn’t bother me to tell you a few things. I only wash my hair a few times a week.  It’s naturally curly and it’s easier for me to wash it and straighten it and leave it for a few days than wash it every day and have to style it. At least half a dozen times a day I put my electric kettle on to boil water for tea and it boils and shuts off and I never make the tea.   I check behind the shower curtain before I go pee every. single. time.  Because you know that time I don’t, there will be someone there. All these things are weird, but they don’t cause anyone to send me an ‘I love me” jacket.  Judge me all you want, really, bring it on.  Like you never checked for a murderer hiding in the shower. Because when it comes down to it, I still come across pretty normal.  I live in a regular house in a happy marriage with my 3 kids who I send to school almost always on the right days and usually wearing appropriate clothing for the weather. So this morning when I mention that I didn’t get a great sleep last…