If you were to spend this Christmas season with us (and I’d invite you all to, if I could) you may have overheard… “If we can’t open presents before Church, can we at least eat all the candy in our stockings?” ~Drama “Is a turkey even supposed to look like that? Maybe it’s upside down…. what kind of grown woman doesn’t know what a turkey is supposed to look like?!” ~Me “And that’s it. Short and sweet, just the way I like it” ~DH (when ending the Christmas Morning sermon he gave at our Church Service “We’re not wishing adult Jesus happy birthday. We’re wishing Baby Jesus happy birthday. Cause he was a baby when he was born!” ~my dear friend explaining why Jesus Birthday Cake said ‘Happy Birthday Baby Jesus’). “You’re not allowed to cry (Monster), Christmas is about JESUS” ~Drama “But…. I don’t have a 3DS……” ~Freckles (after opening the game for the 3DS before the actual 3DS his uncle gave him). “DoyouthinkIwillpoisoneveryonebecauseIthawedtheturkeyincoldwaterinsteadofthefridge?WhatwasIthinking,whatifIdid’tcookitrightandeveryonegetssickandIruinChristmas? WhatifIgivethepregnantgirlfoodpoisoning?WhydidIthinkIknewhowtomakeChristmasdinner?” ~Me at 3am Christmas Morning to DH who was unfortunate enough to wake up during my panic attack. “How did you get it on the COUNTER?” ~DH, when coming across Monster’s unfortunate incident in my in laws bathroom. “It’s ok, I gonna clean it all up” ~Monster, when the unfortunate bathroom incident was discovered. “It’s a Christmas Shoe Miracle!” ~ Me, when opening my wonderful friend’s gift Christmas Eve. “…
