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If only my stretchmarks were as sexy as his wrinkles

Fun facts about DH as he turns 31… – He loves Van Morrison.  It drives me nuts because the hard drive of our van has a bunch of Van Morrison songs on it, which is jarring when you go from Skillet to ‘Brown Eye’d Girl.’ And for the record, I have blue eyes. – He wear slippers all the time and, more importantly/disturbingly, he brings them with him places to wear at other peoples houses!  Are we 80?  ‘Hey, what’s in your purse?’  “oh, pardon me, that’s just my husbands slippers.” –  The only thing that make him look older from 10 years ago is desert sand induced eye wrinkles.  And they only make him look sexier. – He’s the one who wanted my daughter’s ears pierced.  Because I shaved her head when she was 3 and had lice. Since then she’s just had very short curly hair. I think to him he feels like the earrings make up for the hair. – This weekend, he made us watch the new Footloose on Netflix.  That’s all I’m going to say about that. – Speaking of Netflix, I secretly email TopGear begging them not to update their seasons on there for fear of losing my husband again. –He has never had a cavity.  Ever.  I not so secretly hate him for that. – He enlisted at 17.   He was married at 19.   He went to Afghanistan for the first time when he was 20.   He had his first child 9 days after he turned 21.   He had three tours to Afghanistan and…